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‘90s Mint Snuff ‘Practice Safe Snuff’ T-Shirt - White - XL
$100.00
Vintage 90s 'Practice Safe Snuff’ Promo T-Shirt for mint snuff (as opposed to the usual tobacco). Really interesting piece - where my ZYN addicts at? Minor distressing and some minor marks but overall in fantastic shape for its age. Large front and back graphics. Suggested Size: Fits XL. Width (pit to pit): 24.5” Length (shoulder to hem): 25.5” Length (side collar...
1990s Biotone Massage Oil Painter T-Shirt - Purple - L/XL
$100.00
Vintage 90s paint distressed Biotone Massage Products t-shirt. Great condition overall beyond fading and paint marks. Graphic is perfectly aged with minor cracking. Suggested Size: Fits L/XL. Width (pit to pit): 20.5” Length (shoulder to hem): 25” Length (side collar to hem): 27” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our...
Distressed Late 90s Dink ‘Open Sexual Intercourse’ Band T-Shirt - Forest Green - XL
$180.00
Vintage '90s Dink Band T-Shirt. Dink is an underground band from Ohio that is interesting genre-bending mix of industrial, rap and rock. The main thing about this graphic is the back hit which reads ‘open sexual intercourse on every street corner in America’. On the front, the band’s name ‘Dink’ is screenprinted across the front in what can only be described...
‘60s/70s ‘Looking for a Pussy’ Cotton Football Shirt - Team Blue - L/XL
$200.00
1960s (Perhaps ‘70s) ‘Looking for a Pussy’ shirt with a graphic of a bulldog. I believe this to be from an intramural or club level collegiate sports team. This may be for some Greek life or ‘house’ as well. Football style shirt with interesting construction. Heavy cotton-feeling material, with a fair amount of stretch. As dense as some sweatshirts, but a thin...
Late 90s/Early ‘00s ‘Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People’ Distressed T-Shirt - Faded Black - L/XL
$80.00
Vintage Late 1990s or Early 2000s Novelty T-Shirt. Lovely natural sun faded black color, with excellent wear on the graphic. The message of the graphic is as relevant today as it ever was. Double stitch. Soft and worn-in, yet still a thick shirt. Lovely distressing throughout with some minor paint marks. Simple and wearable white and black colorway. Cotton Heritage...
Early 90s ‘Are You Going to Come Quietly’ Novelty T-Shirt - Faded Black/Charcoal - L/XL
$80.00
Vintage Early 1990s Novelty T-Shirt. I’d assume the graphic is a sexual innuendo of some sort, but I’m not sure — you decide your own interpretation. Beautiful wear on the graphic with nice overal fade. Super soft and worn in. Fit is slightly slim. Early 90s Jerzees tag. Single stitch. Suggested Size: Tagged L, Fits L/XL. Width (pit to pit): 20.5” Length...
Late 90s ‘Bangme.net’ Novelty T-Shirt - Faded Navy - M
$64.00
Vintage Late 1990s novelty tee featuring a pretty crazy bangme.net graphic. Lovely aqua/sea foam colored graphic with beautiful cracking. Hanes Heavyweight Tag, size M. Fits slightly slim. Suggested Size: M, Tagged M. Width (pit to pit): 18.5” Length (side of collar to hem): 25.5” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our...
90s ‘What a Lovely Fucking Day’ Novelty T-Shirt - Faded Black/Charcoal - XL
$80.00
Vintage 1990s ‘What a Lovely Fucking Day’ graphic t-shirt with the classic novelty tee font. Single stitch. Swimming pool blue/turquoise lettering. Fade black tee with a faint heather charcoal hue. Soft and worn in. Very comfortable and flowy. Slightly slim for it’s length. Suggested Size: XL. Width (pit to pit): 22” Length (side of collar to hem): 30” Return...
Early 1990s Carhartt Distressed Pocket T-Shirt - Faded Black - XL/XXL
$140.00
Vintage Early 1990s Carhartt T-Shirt with distressing, fading, paint marks, and discoloration throughout. Standout and subtle at the same time — this is basically a perfect t-shirt in my opinion. OG Carhartt Tag that was present both in the 1980s and 90s. Soft and worn-in hand-feel. Suggested Size: Tag is illegible, Fits Boxy XL/XXL. Width (pit to pit): 24” Length...
Painter Carhartt Distressed T-Shirt - Faded Navy/Multicolor - L/XL
$80.00
Vintage early 2000s, Carhartt t-shirt with sensational distressing and fading throughout, and most notably amazing paint. Likely owned by an artist given the array of colors, this is a really great piece. Surprisingly versatile, can be dressed up or down, and the variety of colors allows it to be styled with many other pieces. Suggested Size: Tagged L, Fits Boxy...
‘04 Usher Confessions Tour Bootleg Distressed Rap T-Shirt - Aged White - XL
$140.00
2004 (19 Years Old) Usher Confessions Tour Bootleg Rap tee. Really awesome piece with paint marks and distressing throughout. Now an off white color, other than distressing is in good condition. Nice and worn-in and comfortable. Beautiful, unique piece. Jerzees blank. Boxy fit. Best R&B Album of all time? Suggested Size: Tagged XL, fits true. Width (pit to pit):...
‘05 Butch Pride T-Shirt - White - L/XL
$140.00
'05 (18 years ago!) Vintage t-shirt featuring a beautiful ‘Butch Pride’ graphic. Classic Microsoft Word/Paint font. Gildan ultra cotton blank. Has a couple of ink marks. One by neck and a couple by the hem. Otherwise in great condition overall. Suggested Size: Tagged XL, fits L/XL. Width (pit to pit): 23” Length (shoulder to hem): 27” Return Policy:...