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‘90s/Y2K ‘Heavily Medicated’ Distressed T-Shirt - Sun Faded Black - L
$84.00
Vintage 1990s/Y2K 'Heavily Medicated for Your Safety’ distressed t-shirt. Wonderful sun fading present as well as general wear, cracking on graphic, and most notable a plethora of holes, likely cigarette burns or the result of sparks from some form of work. Gildan Ultra Cotton tag. A great shirt for summer that you don’t have to worry about beating up. Suggested Size:...
‘08 Distressed Painter ‘Car & Bike Show’ T-Shirt - Faded Black - L/XL
$64.00
2008 Beautifully distressed t-shirt with an even sun fade and paint marks throughout. Shirt is nicely broken in, 100% cotton. Car & Bike show graphic with lovely details, and a pleasantly cracked graphic. Boxy fit. Suggested Size: Tag missing, fits L/XL. Width (pit to pit): 24.5” Length (side collar to hem): 28.5” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections...
Y2K ‘Peace Through Superior Firepower’ T-Shirt - Faded Black - L
$72.00
2000s 'Peace through superior firepower’ t-shirt with insane large pack graphic featuring a peace sign made of a machine gun, bullets and barbed wire. Even sun fade throughout, with minor paint and discoloration marks on the front, and a particularly sun faded area on the upper left of the back. Cotton is worn in and soft but still quite heavy weight....
2002 Bettie Page ‘Bad Girl’ Distressed Graphic T-Shirt - Faded Black - L
$74.00
Vintage 2002 'Bad Girl’ Bettie Page T-shirt with tremendous graphic with wonderful age-appropriate cracking. Subtle even sun fade throughout. Delta Magnum Weight tag. Suggested Size: Tagged L, fits boxy & true to size. Width (pit to pit): 23” Length (side collar to hem): 27” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still...
1980s Distressed Chicago Police Bomb and Arson T-Shirt - Faded Black - XL
$120.00
Vintage 1990s Chicago Police, Bomb and Arson department ‘you burn it we’ll learn it’ graphic t-shirt. Beautiful weathering to the shirt, which feels like a 50-50 blend and is now very soft and worn thin. No holes beyond minor holes and wear at the armpits. Cracking & distressing on the graphic, paint marks, and lovely even sun fading throughout ads to the...
‘90s ‘Who Would Jesus Bomb’ T-Shirt - Faded Black - S
$100.00
Vintage 1990s 'Who Would Jesus Bomb?’ T-shirt with Jesus fish/bomb graphic. Really crazy graphic in deep red and white on a now faded black blank. Unique fading pattern, likely from how it was previously stored — my guess is that it was folded and in a store window or back of a car where it sat for years. Made in...
‘90s Hog’s Breath Saloon, New Orleans Distressed T-Shirt - Sun Faded Black - XL
$80.00
Vintage 1990s beautifully sun faded and lightly distressed t-shirt featuring a graphic on the front and back from the Hog’s Breath Saloon in New Orleans, LA. I personally love shirts with a smaller chest hit on the front and a big graphic hit on the back/reverse. White graphic on a faded black t-shirt — perfect for summer. Graphic has wonderful...
‘90s Distressed Courvoisier T-Shirt - Faded Black - L/XL
$100.00
Vintage late 1990s Courvoisier tee with wonderful distressing — cracking on graphic, sun fading, minor holes and paint marks. A perfect shirt for the summer. Suggested Size: Missing tag, Fits L/XL. Width (pit to pit): 24” Length (side collar to hem): 28” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our best...
2005 WWE Chris Benoit T-Shirt - Black/Faded Black - L/XL
$150.00
Vintage 2005 WWE Chris Benoit T-Shirt. Benoit was a beloved, fan-favorite wrestler known for his technical prowess. Sadly, Benoit committed a murder-suicide, likely as a result of a CTE related mental break. Because of this troublesome end to his life, Benoit was written out of WWE’s history and all media related to him was erased, and merch was destroyed. As a...
2006 ‘Trailer Park’ Sturgis Biker/Motorcycle T-Shirt - Faded Black - XL
$80.00
2006 Sturgis distressed and sun faded black ‘Mess with me you mess with the whole trailer park’ t-shirt. Features amazing front graphic with beautiful cracking. Delta pro weight tag. One small bleach stain on the front, and one hole on the side of the collar which only adds to the character and vibe of the tee. Boxy, oversized fit. Size: Tagged...
2000s Chili Cookoff ‘Beat My Meat’ T-Shirt - Black - XL
$100.00
Vintage 2000s T-Shirt from a chili cook-off, likely from the ‘Naperville Annual Chili Cookoff’ in the Chicago suburbs. Insane graphic on the back. Pleasantly clearly made with early version of Photoshop, Microsoft Paint, or some analogous computer program. Jerzees HiDensi-T blank — 100% Cotton. Suggested Size: Fits XL (Tagged XL). Width (pit to pit): 24” Length (shoulder to hem): 31”...
1980s Distressed Tie-Dye Tank - Faded Multicolor - L
$80.00
1980s tie-dye distressed cutoff tank. Hole on the belly, distressing throughout. Some real ‘Bound 2’ by Ye shit. Great character. Soft and worn-in. Size: Fits L. Width (pit to pit): 23" Length (side collar to hem): 29" Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our best to mention and capture...