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90s Shorty’s Skateboards ‘Don’t Play With Balls’ Thrashed T-Shirt - Faded Black - M/L
$132.00
Vintage Shorty’s Skateboards ‘Skateboarders don’t play with balls’ graphic tee. One of the rarer Shorty’s graphics. This one is beautifully worn in and thrashed and definitely was worn by a skater. Discoloration and distressing throughout with armpit holes for that good air flow. Made in USA. Tagged size L. Suggested Size: M/L. Width (pit to pit): 20” Length (shoulder to hem):...
2003 Matisse Picasso MOMA Art T-Shirt - Faded Black - S
$130.00
Vintage Matisse and Picasso t-shirt from their 2003 MOMA exibition. Beautiful tee in faded black. Cracking on graphic is perfect and shows the age. Overall in good condition with only minor distressing. Anvil red bar tag. Tagged size M. Suggested Size: S. Width (pit to pit): 19.5” Length (shoulder to hem): 23.5” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are...
80s Sniper School ‘Death From Afar’ Vintage T-Shirt - Faded Black - S/M
$60.00
Vintage Sniper School T-Shirt. Beautiful cracking on graphic. Slight distressing and piling throughout. Clean summer essential. Tee Swing 50/50 Tag, Tagged Size L. Made in USA. Is slightly long but could easily be shortened. Cool sun fade on shoulder. Suggested Size: S/M (Tagged L). Width (pit to pit): 18.5” Length (shoulder to hem): 27” Return Policy: Although we believe...
90s Jacuzzi Distressed T-Shirt - Aged White - XL/XXL
$100.00
Vintage Jacuzzi whirlpool bath graphic tee. Distressing throughout with wear on graphic. Paint marks, discoloration and minor holes with some small tears on the back of the right sleeve. Really cool piece - unique one you’ll likely never see again. Single stitched. Hanes Beefy 90s blank - the best. Suggested Size: XL/XXL (Tagged XXL). Width (pit to pit): 23.5” Length (shoulder...
90s T-Shirt For Dummies Humor T-Shirt - Aged Canary Yellow - M/L
$60.00
Vintage 90s ‘T-Shirt for Dummies’ Funny t-shirt with instructions for y’all stupid or y’all ironic folks. Fantastic wear. Distressing throughout and the material is worn slightly thin. See pictures for details. Gildan Heavy Cotton shirt. Great piece for the summer. Suggested Size: M/L (Tagged L). Width (pit to pit): 22.5” Length (shoulder to hem): 25” Return Policy: Although we believe...
60s Sun Faded Repaired French Workwear Shorts - Indigo Blue - 34”
$100.00
Beautiful distressed pair of French workwear shorts. They may have originally been pants that were shortened at some point. Two little repairs on the leg done using two different shades of blue thread. Interesting fade pattern around crotch. Repaired pocket. Button closure. Waist: 17" across when laid flat (has some stretch would probably fit 35 waist too) Total length (waist to middle...
Distressed ‘50s/Early 60s Short Shorts with Button Pocket - Faded Blue - Adjustable 30-36”
$110.00
Beautiful distressed pair of short shorts. Insane and unique. Pennys brand. Tagged S 28-30. Drawstring and front pocket. Paint distressing and whiskering. There is a lining but it could be easily cut and removed. Waist: 15 unstretched and stretches to 18” Total length 12” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our best...
90s Sun Faded Sweat Shorts - Faded Black
$100.00
Beautiful clean pair of sun faded black sweat shorts. Balenci vibes. Incredibly clean beyond the fading with only minor distressing throughout. Drawstring waistband with two side pockets. Tagged an L and I believe these are actually made by Champion. Super great summer essential. It’s tough to find vintage shorts that aren’t just nylon athletic shorts so don’t miss out! ...
Black Impasto Painter Work Shorts Solluf Brand - Black/Paint - 32”
$100.00
Insane pair of shorts here. These were cut some time ago (a shitty asymmetrical job) and then the cuffs were turned up and sewn in place. The paint on them is no joke — it’s 3D and caked on to such an extent that the pants are slightly hardened. Similar feel to a Red Kap brand work pant material. Can...
Distressed Sweat Shorts with Visible Waist Band - Faded Black - 14.5-21”
$60.00
Beautiful distressed black sweat shorts. Waistband has been so distressed that the waistband/drawstring itself is fully visible. Minor bleach staining, in nice faded black color. Waist: 14.5" across when laid flat unstretched - 21” stretched Total length (waist to middle of leg opening): 19" Inseam: 8.5” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our...
60s Adolph Lafont French Workwear Cotton Work Shorts with Hook Closure - Indigo Blue - 32”
$80.00
$60.00
Beautiful French workwear shorts (perhaps were originally pants) with a button fly and interesting hook closure. Good condition overall with minor distressing. Versatile summer essential. Waist: 16" across when laid flat. Total length (waist to middle of leg opening): 21" Inseam: 9” Return Policy: Although we believe imperfections are what makes items perfect, we still do our best to mention...
Puppy Eyes ‘Adopt Your New Best Friend’ Humane Society Vintage T-Shirt - White/Off-White - L/XL
$120.00
Vintage Humane Society ‘Adopt your new best friend’ t-shirt with a graphic featuring a cute, sad looking puppy. Incredibly early 2000s in vibe and tone, with a slightly sinister yet comical, dark humor undertone like a Balenciaga tee. Good condition with only minor discoloration. My favorite part is the ‘shutterstock’ license for the graphic. Suggested Size: L/XL (no tag). Width...